Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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