Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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