Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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