I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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