Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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