i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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