I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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