no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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