She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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