She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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