You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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