Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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