Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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