that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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