I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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