In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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