I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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