i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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