its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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