i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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