OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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