Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We had sex on a dog bed..
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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