your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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