somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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