He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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