I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
whose parrot is this?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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