we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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