we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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