I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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