I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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