I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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