They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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