okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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