I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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