i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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