I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
this will be a night to untag.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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