You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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