you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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