i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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