So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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