Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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