I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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