How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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