whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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