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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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