I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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