Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
did you just send me my own nude
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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