Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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