Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I supernannyed him into submission
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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