bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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