my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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