So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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