your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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