You surviving the open bar?
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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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