So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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