your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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